Marketing Assistant - Hourly Position

Our Deal

We’re obsessed with entertaining the pants off people.

Elizabeth, our Head Honcho, writes original comedy tv shows and movies in her spare time.

Our other copywriters are singer/ songwriters whose music gets played on the mother fucking radio.

We entertain with our words.

We’re also all about Taylor Swift. In fact, our early Christmas Party was Snake Pit VIP tickets to see Tay Tay.

We laugh. We film videos of us singing songs to each other. We quote movies.

We also love Harry Potter. Hence the wizard references.

Elizabeth is obsessed with Harry Styles. Hot tip: if you can reference him in your application, and make her laugh, you’re a shoo in.

But it’s cool. You can totally be in love with Bieber. We don’t hate or discriminate on your tastes.

We’re looking for a marketing assistant who loves nothing more than to get people’s attention and keep it.

An entertainer in your own right, we want you to join our team as our new favourite marketing assistant.

Our Philosophy As A Marketer

Entertain them.

The Role

Marketing Assistant.

Who We’re Looking For

A go-getter. Self starter.

You’ll give it your everything before asking for help. That includes consulting google.

No drama. No scarcity mindset. We believe in abundance.

If you can only feed yourself two minute noodles then there’s no way your brain is going to be able to function at the level we need.

A sense of humour.

Can take feedback without getting personal. Feedback is quick, sharp + to the point.

You delight in going over-the-top to make people happy, and always over-deliver.

You work on a laptop, LOVE being on the computer and have non-stop, reliable, high-speed internet service (you feel withdrawal when you’re not connected!)

You embrace technology with open arms and get excited about learning new systems and ways of doing things.

Your grammar and writing skills are top notch.

You’re hyper focused on getting the details right — you don’t half-ass anything or let little things slip through the cracks.

You consider yourself a problem solver and see things you don’t yet understand as an opportunity to develop your skill set even further.

You’re comfortable working in a fast-paced and high-intensity environment.

You aren’t afraid to voice your opinion and collaborate with a virtual team.

You’re a whiz at all things Google Drive.

You do whatever it takes, and the phrase — “That’s not my job” — is not a part of your vocabulary.

You do great work autonomously AND as part of a highly collaborative team.

You’re 10,000% comfortable working in a virtual environment — a.k.a. you have experience doing so, love being at home, thrive in a quiet and focused space of your own, and have strongly established routines.

You’re highly trainable.

We’ll give you feedback. You’ll implement it then and there. And you’ll also call upon that feedback for future work as well.

Learn it once. Implement forever.

The Role

  • Your role will be to help us take our audience reach to the next level.

  • You’ll do this by going after new opportunities (both digital and offline), increasing performance of existing marketing initiatives, and connecting with small business owners, companies, and firms who need our services.

  • You’ll complete market research and lead generation research.

  • You’ll set up, deliver, monitor, and report on email marketing campaigns, blog posts, and social media content.

  • You’re an excellent communicator and relationship builder.

  • You love meeting new people. You love closing win-win deals. And to love tracking your campaigns to see trends and improvements.

This is a new position and you’ll have the opportunity to help grow and shape our company — the only limit is your drive, commitment, and imagination.

This is an hourly position starting at 4 hours a week.

The Nitty Gritty

  • You must be available to work between 9am-6pm AEST, and for overtime on an as-needed basis.

  • You must be available and excited to work a Monday to Friday schedule.

  • Position begins mid-May and is an hourly rate. Expect 12 hours per month to start with room to grow.

  • You don’t need all the years experience but you need to show me you’re obsessed with getting in front of, entertaining, and capturing people’s attention.

  • This is a virtual position working with our remotely distributed team.

  • Your location isn’t as important as your talent, but it’s required that you can work to the AEST timezone.

The Pay And Reward Structure

  • You’ll get paid per hour based on your experience.

  • We love a good reward. Taylor Swift tickets. New laptops. Cash money bonuses.

  • Hit your KPIs and get rewarded.

Please Don’t Apply If

  • You’re not available to work to the AEST timezone

  • Can’t work Monday to Friday, 9-5pm

  • You see this as a side job to your main hustle

  • You get easily distracted by rabbit holes on the internet

  • You have no sense of humor

  • You have personal drama

  • You have limited availability

  • You have something else that demands most of your time

  • You can’t handle regular and detailed feedback

  • You have a lot of things going on

  • You have a tendency to procrastinate


Here’s How To Apply By 15 May 2019

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