I’m not here to give you shit about how you spend all of your time marketing your business and it’s not paying off.
I’ve seen your daydreams.
Paying clients dance around you like they’re Britney Spears backup dancers and you’re Britney, bitch.
But instead of buying from you they can’t even see you.
You’re drowning in the sea of sameness.
And that bath tub filled with cash money you were going to lie naked in after making bank? That money is circling the drain.
This isn’t some wacky cheese dream.
This is reality.
Let’s Not Sugar Coat Your Situation:
You’re Not Proud Of Your Words.
You feel like you’re straddling the border between fluffing your message and lecturing someone like a professor (and not the hot kind).
You just can’t seem to write in a way that sounds like the rad AF person you are.
Your words are awkward + cringe-worthy + and the cherry on the crap sundae?
People aren’t paying you.
Your words aren't resonating with your buyers.
This is not how your business ends.
Not on my watch.
You’re too talented to let your business sink in the sea of sameness.
You’re too important to be drowned out in the noisy online world.
You're too smart to let the competition wipe the floor with you.